I’M A RED NOSE DEER

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My name is Rudolph I’m a red nose deer. I’m the sleigh guider that special day a year. I work with Santa when he brings the gifts For everyone that’s made the list.

I’m not one to complain I love my job you see. But that fat man had better stop leaning on me. I know my nose is frosty and my huffs are getting worn. But that big man needs to stop eating those cookies He’s already an extra forty pounds I’m pulling. Man I wish he’d lose some weight. And how come we never hire some does? Doesn’t he realize that there are equal rights?  Hey Santa when we gun’a hire some does with fluffy tails…ya jerk.

 And I’m tired of being left on the roof while you’re inside having milk and cookies. I’m think’n real strong about turning you in for animal abuse plump boy. How about the time I let you drive. We were so lost. If it wasn’t for Tinker Bell we’d still be in Never-Never Land.

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My name is Rudolph I’m a red nose deer. I’m the sleigh guider that special day a year. I’m not one to complain but I got something to say. Without me that big man is nobody. Yep… My name is Rudolph I’m your red nose deer…

Merry Christmas everyone…..

©2018 Kenneth Paul Wallace

Writer: Kenny Wallace 155 Sunflower Dr.  Linden, Mi.48451

 Cell # 810-240-0445 kpw5554@gmail.com